Sense seems to prevail at Mumbai Traffic Police : JJ Speedbreakers may go

Within a month of installing the three pairs of speed breakers on the JJ Flyover, sense seems to have prevailed at the Mumbai Traffic Police. They are likely to take a decision to remove the speed breakers. (Speed breakers may go from JJ - Chittaranjan Tembhekar, TNN, 3rd July 2010 http://bit.ly/bG71N8)
But not before motorists had themselves removed blocks of rubberised speed arresters, in protest of the ridiculous design and placement of the speedbreakers. Motorists  have to virtually stop their vehicles at the speed breakers, leading to traffic snarls during rush hours. A four- to five-minute ride on the bridge now takes 10-15 minutes depending on the time of day.

Green & Scenic Climb : Mangalore to Coorg

8 am on a Sunday morning is indeed too early for sleepy town of Mangalore. Most shops and restaurants shut. As we pass thru the city, we can see the advantage of an uncrowded place - sprawling bungalows and individual houses. But also the lack of planning in town development. But hey, is there any town in India which can boast that?

The winding road is quite motorable, but a 2-lane with no divider. So average speeds are low since its difficult overtaking slow vehicles. The 140 km taking about 4 hours.

Once you leave Mangalore, the road stretchs along orchards of betelnut, coconut and banana giving a cool and pleasant view. The fertile land ensures lots of greenery on both sides of the road. Much of the road is also lined with cottages and bungalows - probably the owners of the orchards.

There is a continuous stream of houses and civilisation. Nothing to symbolise the passing of one village/town/district and entering another one. (Not as populated as Kerala though) Passed the 80 km milestone to Madekeri (Coorg).

....... More of the same - downhill and uphill. Ads of submersible pumps, AC sheets, Jewellery and Cement. Thankfully, no speed breakers on the way. (Especially since I am on the last seat of a Qualis)

Passed through Sullia - a large-ish town - more like a one street town with shops, establishments on both sides. It is amazing that State Highways pass right through the middle of towns instead of taking a by-pass around it. Not only is it a public hazard for the residents, but also reduces the average speed of travel.

Now 20 km away and vegetation becomes thicker, road bumpier, climb steeper, and lost mobile signal. Now rubber trees with contraptions to collect the sap. Reach Madekeri.

Top 5 Driving Resolutions 2010

2010 is here and its time to make resolutions (even if you may not be able to keep all of them - like Oscar Wilde said "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account"!). Nevertheless, its that time of the year when you plan to make some significant changes in your life. Since driving (or being driven) forms an important part of your life, here are some pointers to improve your driving experience (and of other fellow users of the road) :

Res #1. I will not honk (in traffic, as I realise that the air waves generated by the car horn do not have the kinetic energy to propel the traffic ahead of me!)

Res #2. I will not try and teach the other motorist a lesson (even if he cuts into my lane or whatever - I will leave the matter to Darwin's Law of Natural Selection. Ref my post http://bit.ly/6TKHeK)

Res #3. I will allow an Ambulance the right of way (and not follow it immediately afterwards) by keeping to the left and slowing down. It is surprising how little road users know about giving way to emergency vehicles. I have had to explain this to cab drivers almost every time.

Res #4. I will leave the right side of the road for motorists in a hurry (when I feel like coasting along at a low speed). It is funny how the right most lane, which is meant for overtaking is the slowest lane and you usually are forced to overtake from the left side!

Res #5. I will not get upset with other errant motorists (as that will only affect me and not the other person) Ref to my blog post http://bit.ly/7Od4j1

Wishing you all a Happy Driving Experience all year round in 2010!

How to drive in the city without losing your sanity...2

The horrifying incident of road rage in yesterday’s TOI (http://bit.ly/5fCbnu) has shaken me out of my slumber and compelled me to complete Part 2 of my post on the subject. Here are tips 3, 4 and 5 :


3. Refuse to get angry – Probably the most difficult of them all, but not impossible. The most compelling reason to not get angry is based on this simple question : If you get angry, who is the suffering? You or the other driver? She (I am just being politically correct!) has cut your lane and gone, blissfully unaware of your fuming state and expletives. Yes, but how does one control oneself?

All you need to do is to change your perspective. Truth is that you can control your reaction as long as you change your thinking. Let me demonstrate : what would be your reaction if you were standing in a crowded bus for the last half hour on a hot, sweaty afternoon – and someone behind keeps poking you with some stick of sorts.... I guess you would turn angrily and give that person a piece of your mind! Right? What if, you turn and find its a blind man with a stick trying to get ahead? Suddenly you are not angry anymore and you quietly move out of the way. Same discomfort in both cases, but totally different reactions. You regulated your response in the second case. So it is possible to control your reaction. You just have to think differently. Lets say a vehicle cuts your lane - Firstly, accept that the errant driver is ignorant and will meet her fate (refer Tip 1 – Have faith in Darwin). Second, think that the other driver is in a terrible hurry because of some emergency. Wouldn’t you give her way if you knew there was a patient in the car requiring to reach an hospital asap? So think that! If that too doesn’t work.... take a deep breath and let it go!

4. A dash of humour – You find a slow moving truck in your lane (right most) who refuses to give you side to overtake. Or you are stuck in a jam that threatens to put you 30 min behind schedule. Or some utility company has again dug up the roads and slowed down the traffic! Vexing situations that can drive you insane. Do just that – take a mad look at each of these situations – search for something funny. The message behind the truck for instance. Imagine the truck being driven by Dubya Bush! Verbalise the conversation that passengers are having in the car across yours – a plot to jam the coffee machines across the world and sell cutting chai! Think of George Mikes’ famous piece on ‘How to stop road traffic’ (BTW, if anyone of you have this text, please let me know). Keep a stock of some funny songs (One version of Living Doll by Cliff and Shadows always brings up a smile) or the podcast of BBC 4’s Friday Night Comedy Show. Recall scenes of your favourite comedy movie – Imagine Steve Martin in Pink Panther damaging a few cars around you and then reporting to you ‘Thee area eez zecured’ 

5. Plan your trip – In most cases, we know in advance our travel schedule. Be conservative in planning the time required for travel. The average speed of travel in Mumbai is 23 kmph. During rush hour it comes down to 15 kmph. Then visualise the journey and estimate the number of bottlenecks on the way – add 5 min for each bottleneck. Plan to reach 10 min before time at your destination. All this will ensure that you have adequate time to cover the distance and you don’t need to fret and fume at the slow traffic. Dont worry if you reach v early at the destination – in these times of blackberrys and laptops, you can catch up with some work anywhere.

Part 1 of this article is at http://bit.ly/6TKHeK . If you have more tips to cope with the pressures of city driving, please add to the above

Toll Charges and Confectionery Sales

These days, when you go on long drives you will invariably encounter a few, if not several, toll booths. In most cases, you dont mind paying the tab as it ensures a better ride for the stretch. There are of course stretches which make you wonder whether you are paying for building the road or for a cross-country experience complete with obstacles! But that is the matter for another post. This post concerns amount of toll charges and a possible explanation for their being an odd combination of numerals. Ever wonder why a toll charge is Rs. 84 instead of a rounded figure like 80 or 85. So while you dont mind paying the toll, what bugs you is the exercise of hunting for the right change and waiting in the line of vehicles while the toll collectors goes through his duties. Just look at the toll charges on the Mumbai-Pune Express way (inset picture) and you wonder why would anyone keep such odd numbers as the toll charges.

I dont think a bus would mind paying Rs. 250 instead of Rs. 247 OR the state would lose much money by collecting Rs. 410 instead of Rs. 411?! So then why? I have three possible explanations:

1. The toll collecting firm is bitten by the numerology bug. So by some strange calculation, 410 would have been unlucky and the traffic from Mumbai to Pune would have dropped 20%

2. The ministry for education realised that Indians are losing their image of being mathematical geniuses, and decided to tune up our brains by ensuring we did intricate calculations to get our right change back

3. Confectionery companies found this great way to beat the slowdown. So the toll booth hand out candies and mints instead of change. Everytime there is a shortfall in the budget, they promptly increase the number of odd digits in the toll charges across the country! (Imagine the surprise on the toll collectors face as my driver handed back the same chocolate on the return journey in place of the change!)

Do write back on which of the above is the main reason, or if you have any other explanation.

How to drive in the city without losing your sanity!

It is not uncommon to have a conversation about the traffic in the city and more so the outrage over the frustrating driving experience. By the time, you are through with the week, the combination of bad roads, errant taxi drivers, long traffic jams, jay walking pedestrians, morchas and processions, prove to be a lethal cocktail which knocks you out for the weekend. Is there a way to combat all this and yet keep your cool? Can you drive in the city without driving yourself insane? Probably....

I wish I could say that the God of driving revealed to me the five magical solutions in a resonant, well-modulated voice! No, its not that dramatic. These are five ways that have worked for me. Here are the first two (in no specific order) :

1. Have faith in Darwin : Have you ever noticed how incensed we get when some other driver cuts our lane? We just want to overtake the driver and 'teach him/her a lesson'. Do we now? Are we really interested in teaching that errant driver? why take all that trouble and improve his driving? (especially if he has cut your lane!). Nah! Just let them be. I believe in Darwin's Law of Natural Selection..... people unfit to drive, will wind up losing their right to drive one way or another. So just smile and wish him good luck. Don't interfere with that process and try to upgrade their skills.

2. Select your Music : If you love music, your problem is half-solved. If you don't have an ear for music - develop one! Music has the power to influence one's mood - so selecting the right music is also important. The best option is to burn a CD or make an appropriate playlist on your iPod/MP3 player. FM stations tend to have a lot of chatter and less music.... some attempts at humour are actually counter-productive (observe the shenanigans of Ghanta Singh). Keep two playlists - one for easy listening (for tight traffic conditions) and other for when your mood is upbeat and you are on a clear road maintaining a good speed. I have a list of recommended songs for both lists for listeners preferring Indian and Western music. (Surprise find : AIR FM 107.1 has less chatter and more music - its just that the selection can be rather erratic)

Next 3 Tips follow soon......

The Genesis

There are many facets to Roads and Rides. The issues concerning the conditions of roads in cities, are starkly different from the pleasures of riding on the picturesque road from Gangtok to Lachung. Technology to build Autobahns and the issues governing the policies of speed limits at 180 km/hr, is a totally different ball game from the slippery mastic asphalt roads built over Mumbai's eastern express highway leading to speed limits of as low as 40 km/hr on some parts. So, what is this blog about? Well, it does concern Roads and Rides, but will focus on city roads and issues to start with.

Living in a metro implies that one would spend a lot of time travelling - whether on work or personal matters. For several years now, I, like many other city dwellers, spend over a couple of hours travelling to work and back every day. And this journey is on the road. i.e. if we agree that it is worthy to be called a road. Time and again I have wondered whether this is the best we can hope for. Everyday I have seen fellow travellers on the long road (I travel 36 km to work) - some driving and some driven - patiently drudging away, negotiating all kinds of obstacles on the way. Some of us travel much more than this and face greater difficulties and hats off to those who have been bearing these appalling conditions - and have managed to retain their sanity.

This blog is a forum to share our issues, experiences, knowledge and techniques to ultimately improve the hours we spend on the road. Will it make a difference? Will things improve? As long as it makes a difference in the lives of few travellers, the purpose is well acheived. Read on.....